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别抢了，够吃

发布于：2020-04-09 08:50 来源：新华社

　　节后第一天，

　　大壮和美丽就在吵吵。

　　两口子这是怎么了？

　　来听听这个段子，

　　看看咱的口粮够不够吃？

　　该不该抢？

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